User:D-camz
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This is my life story
“Gummy 1! Calling Gummy 1! Send in the Sours!”
Peach-flavored Gummy Bear hopped to Lemon-flavored Gummy Bear, holding his Uzi high above his Peach-flavored ears.
“Don’t Gummy me! Please!” cried the baby gummies as they squirmed, footless along the ground. Baby gummy bears were easily created. The evil Phat-Hand simply had to tear their limbs from their bodies and they’d go back to their fetal state.
“Lemon-flavored Gummy Bear! Phat-Hand is coming towards us! We have to get to the safe-house behind the steak sandwich!” Peach-flavored Gummy Bear shouted to his friend. He knew he didn’t have much time. Phat-Hand was moving quickly, amassing an army of fellow Phat-Hands with each passing moment. It wouldn’t be long until Phat-Toes were on the march too.
Peach and Lemon flavored Gummy Bear ran to the safe-house. Lemon quickly got on his Motorola Razr cell-phone and dialed 7.
“Wormy. We need back-up! Report to the perimeter immediately!” Lemon yelled into the receiver.
“I’m on my way. My troops will fall in shortly,” cried Blue-Red Worm Gummy.
“We will have to get to the Amulet of Life if we plan to survive!” said Lemon-flavored Gummy Bear as they headed towards the perimeter to rendevouz with the Worm Militia.
“Okay! We’ll do that after I get my Gummy-bear-butt unstuck from this plastic spoon launch-pad!” replied Peach-flavored Gummy.
Peach strapped himself into the launch-pad as Lemon aimed toward the rendevous point. Suddenly Phat-Hand grabbed at Lemon, squwelching out his innerds. Lemon screamed like a wimpy baby girl being tickled by her older man-servant Enrique. Eww…
“Lemon! No! Don’t leave me!” Peach cried, watching his friend’s gelatinous innards spew all across the paper plate.
“I am sacrificing myself for the common good of all Gummy Beahhhsss!!!!” Lemon couldn’t finish his last testament of death because Phat-Hand, who dislike the Lemon-flavored gummy race, stuck a toothpick spear through his heart and chucked him at a dog.
“NO!!!! You shall be avenged!”
End chapter One.
