User:Cybercat

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This article is about CyberCafés, or maybe not. For other definitions of the term CyberCat, see a Mental_health_professional.

For CyberCat's alter-ego, see Cat-Man.

CyberCat
Species	'Felis catus'
Type	Approx. 200 WPM
Dress Size	12
Colour	Vermillion, with a dash of Magenta. Rare breeds of toupe-olive.
Ingredients	1 1/2 cups flour 6 tbs World Leader 2.5 spc Kerosene 18000 megatons Petroleum Jelly
Instructions for microwave	1.Remove skin wrapper, 2.Place on microwavable plate, 3. Cook on high for 1 minute.
Allergy Warning	May cause severe hives and induce comas. Not for the faint of heart.
Huggable	Not recommended...
Power level	OVER 9000

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I own 31 CyberCats, all them are named Oscar Wilde ~ Oscar Wilde on CyberCats “With the existence of CyberCat, Mother Goose got pwned.” ~ NBC peacock on CyberCat CyberCat (n.) - Not a dog. ~ Samuel Johnson's first dictionary “All your base are belong to me.” ~ CyberCat

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Contents 1 General 2 The Origin of CyberCat 3 Purring 4 Current Status 5 Disambiguation

[edit] General

The CyberCat is a pernicious animal first invented by George W. Bush whilst trying to microwave bacon. Most attempts at domestication failed miserably, as he prefers ruling humans over being ruled by humans, but this hasn't stopped man from trying. CyberCat will never be man's best friend because he will know better than to suck up like a stupid dog, and few people realize how much pwnage he has over the rest of us.

[edit] The Origin of CyberCat

Although it is widely unknown, CyberCat have ruled the world since Egyptian times. He started out with a group of rats who called themselves the "Rattacats". Over time, they grew larger and their facial features slowly changed to resemble a modern day cat's, and shortened their name to simply the "Cats". They also became more intelligent and developed ways to get into peoples' houses. Humans of the era recognized this and worshiped them openly. Now, however, they rule the world in secret. Cats pretend to be unintelligent and with little work have made humans their slaves. Now, cats continue to be among the most popular 'pets' all over the world, although the felines themselves prefer to be called 'dictators'. The CyberCat evolved as an extremely intelligent kitty who got a cybernetic inplant in his brain giving him super powers. This also made him a borg, thus he now prefers to be know as "CyberCat".

[edit] Purring

A purr is a deep, vibrating sound made by many types of felines, including CyberCat. While the sound varies in detail from cat to cat (e.g., loudness, tone, etc.), and from species to species, it can generally be described as a sort of tonal buzzing. Some cats purr so strongly that their entire bodies vibrate. It was revealed that by purring, cats activate a certain neurotoxin inside the brain that makes humans completely submissive to the cats' will. This is how they took over the world. The reason why cats are more popular than dogs in America, and why they're so spoiled, may also be attributed to the purr. And laser beam eyes.

[edit] Current Status

Currently CyberCat in believed to live in Lethbridge, AB, spending most of his time helping out Open Source Software projects, and contributing to wiki-based websites such as Wikipedia.^{[citation needed]}

Experts speculate that CyberCat has a twisted sense of humor, and enjoys creating profile pages on wikis which are designed to look like actual entries while containing no actual content. While speculated to be antisocial, CyberCat is considered to be very intelligent and well informed about current issues.

If you want to attempt communication with CyberCat you should leave your questions and comments on the talk page, where you can rest assured that you will be ignored.

[edit] Disambiguation

CyberCat is also the name for an extensible framework written in objective-c for Mac OS X.
Cybercat Inc., is a small web-advertising company.