Talk:Crocodile shears

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Holy shit!

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They are very effective. I have never tried to whack the King68.13.60.210 (talk) 02:31, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Makes one wonder how an erection could be obtained in such circumstances... Anjow (talk) 00:26, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] "erect" penis?

I'm assuming that someone about to have his penis torn from his body wouldn't be "turned on" enough for his penis to be erect. YMMV 68.101.130.214 (talk) 04:28, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

I doubt it too. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.245.14.122 (talk) 07:19, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

the medieval torture industry employed fluffers. little known fact, but true.--76.247.164.158 (talk) 16:00, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Think about this possibility, You attempted to kill the king, and you are told that you will be getting an last wish (Think Prostitute). You get all nice and erect, then they take out the shears. I can think of the guy's thoughts before blacking out : "Wow, The king really treats his prisoners wel... Wait, I'm not into S&M..." 68.252.59.59 (talk) 21:43, 15 April 2008 (UTC)