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Jim Carrey in 2007
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

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  • Combs, Patrick; Jack Canfield (2003). Major in Success. Ten Speed Press, Page 60. ISBN 1580085326.