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| Dan Glisak | ||
|---|---|---|
| Personal information | ||
| Nickname(s) | Chewbaca | |
| Birth name | Dan Glisak | |
| Date of birth | February 28, 1184 | |
| Place of birth | Puget Sound | |
| Height | 7 feet 11 inches | |
| Weight | 450 lbs | |
| Country | Antarctica | |
| Handedness | switch | |
| Coach | Mike Ditka | |
| Highest Ranking | -1 | |
| Current Ranking | -2 | |
| Tournaments played | 123 | |
| Title(s) | 100000000000 | |
[edit] Overview
Dan Glisakis an Antarctican badminton player famous for his overly aggressive style and his killing of officials who make call against him. Dan is also know for his amazing height, almost eight feet, and is beleived to be the son of Sashquach.
[edit] Early Life
Not much is known of Dan's early life because he was born in Antarctica in the twelveth century. Dan migrated to England where he learned of the sport badminton. Dan immediatly got good at the sport and started to play professionaly in 1957.
[edit] Present Day
Dan is currently the number one badminton player in the world. He has a very aggressive style. He is known for serrving the birdie at speeds up to 340 miles per hour and spiking the birdy in opponents eye socets and jumping over the net. Dan is also infanous for ripping officials limb from limb when the call a foul on him.
