User:Cinematic Eric

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[edit] The Real Cinematic Eric

Eric Rodriguez, or "Cinematic Eric'" was the humble king of Ethiopia which is in Africa. He was a nice king who made homes for those who could not afford one. There was one who was too bad for th kingdom. His name was Nathan Porter and he had a slight case of mental retardation. He was banished and later on eaten by a desert wolf. After this tragedy Eric went crazy. The thought of death constantly entered his mind. He began ordering his people to build him a castle. 19 years passed for the entire castle to be built. In the castle he had a memorial for the loss fo his good friend. "Nathan Porter, The Retard." There were no years of birth and death for there was no system of time yet. Eric went crazy. He kept ordering attacks on other kingdoms. He took over more than 2/3 of Africa. One day there was a visitor to Ethiopia. It was Chritopher Columbus. He was just exploring around but Eric was so mad he punch Christopher and he literally flew away. He land in America and dicovered the Native Americans but that's another story for another time. On one fateful day there was an attack on Ethiopia from the kingdom of Madagascar, led by the army commander Alyssa Abel. She attacked without mercy and left no survivors. That was the day Ethiopia fell. It was ruled under the hand of Ashley Johnson. She was a worse king than King Rodriguez. She was very strict