User:ChromiumCurium
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"ChromiumCurium" is a name which is a combination of two elements, spoken in the order that they appear in in Tom Lehrer's "The Elements Song". I have no useful info at this time about the user, who remains an obscure author with an odd sense of humor. See the following:
The Americans had many reasons for entering World War II. Among these was the Zimmerman telegram, promising Mexico territory in America if they joined the Central powers. However, the most devious part of this was the promise to Yogi Bear that he could have all of the "piccanic" baskets in Jellystone Park. The latter threat was so insidious and so threatening that the Americans had no choice but to join the Allied forces. And here's the creepy thing -- my Euro teacher -- is NAMED Zimmerman!
If you speak in base 64 ASCII, you'll probably be able to understand this:
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WARNING
If you have been bitten by any of the native sandbox crabs, please immediately perform the following ancient Nazi-Pirate-Robot REDBEARD_PIRATE_YARRR_V.17.2.5 ritual:
1.) Crush the offending arthropod -- not to death.
2.) Douse the crab with water.
3.) (REDBEARD_PIRATE_YARRR_V.17.2.5 went to his grave with the secret of this step. Don't worry, this doesn't work, and the poison from the claws will kill you anyway.)
4.) Douse the crab with water ... again. It probably got dirty.
5.) IF CRAB = DIRTY
5.5) GOTO 3
6.) ENDIF
7.) Douse the crab with crab poison antidote.
8.) Curse yourself for not putting antidote on self.
9.) Douse the crab with superglue.
10.) Douse the crab with water. It's probably pretty hot in that superglue cocoon.
11.) Buy a thesaurus.
12.) Look up a synonym for "douse".
13.) [Synonym here] the crab with dihydrogen monoxide.
14.) The crab will now have won, as you have used up all of your precious water, and you are in the middle of the sandbox, the largest crab-infested desert known to man.
Chromium 16:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
