User:ChesterG

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Chester G is an American Internet addict born on March 29, in the Lincoln Square/Ravenswood neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois. He currently resides in Nevada and "hates it [t]here."

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[edit] Trivia

[edit] life

ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user is a citizen of the United States of America.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
This user is male.
This user is an Aries.


This user is straight but not narrow.
This user was born in Illinois.
This user lives in or hails from Chicago.
This user lives in Nevada.
I love NY This user ♥ NY.
This user's time zone is GMT-8.
Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
BAMF
 This user is one BAMF among many
This user's favourite animal is the chimpanzee.
This user loves the Spring.
This user prefers warm weather.
YA This user is a young adult.
Chuck Norris
 This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...
Green This user loves the color green.
This user believes that cats are NOT food.
This user loves rainy days.













[edit] other

This user uses Windows XP.
≥5 This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.
This user contributes using a PC.
Dell This user contributes using a Dell computer.
This user still remembers these.
This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.
This user uses AIM Mail as a primary email service.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is tapeleg247.
Y! This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
This user uses LimeWire
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user has his display resolution set to 1680x1050.
5.1
This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.
This user has a profile on MySpace.
COX
This user's TV service provider is Cox Cable.
Image:WPTMo.svg
This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile.
This user steals their neighbor's wireless internet connection.
Image:IPodblack iPod Touch.svg This user owns a nice black iPod Touch iPod
This user enjoys film.


<html> This user can write HTML.
w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
PC
This user listens to podcasts.

smodcast


















[edit] background

This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user is proud to be Puerto Rican
This user is of Native American ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
This user is of Danish ancestry.
This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Mexican ancestry.


† This user survived Catholic school!
This user is a Christian.
ath This user is interested in atheism.


This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King, Jr..
















[edit] family

sibs-0 This user is an only child.
This user has a girlfriend.
This user has a pet dog.
PET CAT
This user has a pet cat.
This user is a guinea pig owner.













[edit] behavior/traits

This user has black hair.
noc This user is nocturnal.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user has atypical depression.
This user is a jokester or comedian.
ADHD This user has ADHD.
This user is homesick.
This user is right-handed.
This user does not smoke.
This user suffers from insomnia.
Image:Emblem-deadly.svg this user is interested in
fossils
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!














[edit] hobbies

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
porn This user enjoys pornography.
This user is a bicyclist.
This user is a skater.
This user enjoys snowboarding.
This user plays baseball.
This user plays football with hands only when tending goals.












[edit] for/against

This user is a member of NORML.
This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
This user is against the War on Drugs.
This user is pro-cannabis.
This user supports equal rights for queer people.
Lib
Dem		 This user
supports the
Liberal Democrats.
This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated.
This user would like a stable Iraq.
This user does not smoke.
This user advocates use of the death penalty for certain criminal offenses.
PC This user is Pro-Choice.
This user wants to TAX THE RICH to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.†
 $ £
¥ €
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user wants
Puerto Rico to be either
a State or a nation. †
CF This user is childfree
This user rejects any violence towards women.
This user could use a little more cowbell.
















[edit] wiki

Wikipedia is not censored.
no
ads		 This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
This user will not post any more images, as he/she feels the image policy is unfair.
This user believes that articles are useless without images.
This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.













[edit] comedy

I This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
O This user is a fan of Observational comedy.
Ph This user is a fan of Physical comedy.
SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
S This user is a fan of Surreal comedy.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Daniel Tosh.
fan-1 This user is a fan of the comedian Sarah Silverman.













[edit] food and drink

C2H5OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
Beer respects me.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers.
This user eats at Burger King.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats popcorn.
This user eats quesadillas.
This user eats bananas.
This user eats candy corn.
RP This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.
This user would rather drink coffee than tea.
A&W This user loves A&W Root Beer
Fanta This user drinks Fanta Orange.
This user drinks Jones Soda.














[edit] games and stuff

+ This user plays retro games.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2.

X
This user plays the Xbox.
This user plays the Halo series.
Tekken 5 This user plays Tekken 5.


This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube.
SEGA This user loves Sega video game systems and games.
This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64
This user plays table football, or "foosball".
This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.
This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mortal Kombat 2 is the best computer or video game ever made.
This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
This user hates it when cool images are deleted.


















[edit] music

Image:User_audiophile.gif This user is an audiophile.
This user likes most types of music.
This user sings only in the shower.
80s This user rocks out to totally rad 80s New Wave music.
DB This user is a fan of David Bowie.
This user enjoys ska.
This user enjoys indie rock.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user appreciates real punk music.
This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.†
This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. †
HM/MC This user fuckin hates the band Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus.
FoB This user hates the band Fall Out Boy.
P@tD This user hates the band Panic at the Disco.
CS This user hates the band Cobra Starship.
CIWWAF This user hates the band Cute is What We Aim For.
SP This user hates the band Simple Plan.
tAO This user hates the band The Autumn Offering.
HH This user hates the band Hawthorne Heights.
slvstn This user hates the band Siverstein.
song-2 This user likes the song "Cobrastyle" by Teddybears Sthlm.


song-2 This user likes the song "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes.


song-2 This user likes the song "Police Truck" by Dead Kennedys.


song-2 This user likes the song "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin.


fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist Sum 41.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist New Found Glory.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Almost.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Starting Line.
band-2 This user likes the band The Postal Service.
band-2 This user likes the band Assembly Now.
band-2 This user likes the band Los Campesinos!.
band-2 This user likes the band Mika.
band-2 This user likes the band The Hoosiers.
band-3 This user loves the band Bloc Party.
band-2 This user likes the band System of a Down.
band-2 This user likes the band The Fratellis.
band-2 This user likes the band Bloodhound Gang.
band-2 This user likes the band The Format.
band-3 This user loves the band The Rakes.
band-3 This user loves the band We Are Scientists.
band-3 This user loves the band Of Montreal.
band-3 This user loves the band Architecture in Helsinki.
band-3 This user loves the band The Strokes.
band-3 This user loves the band Yourcodenameis:milo.
fan-3 This user loves The Good, The Bad & the Queen.
fan-3 This user loves Pete Yorn.
311
Don't you tread on this user, 'cause this user will knock you down.
am
Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
A7X
This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.
BB
This user loves The Beastie Boys.
No img till further notice, sry This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo.
daft punk
This user likes to work it to Daft Punk.
FF
This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.
Gorillaz This user feels good.
Green Day This user is an American Idiot.
KoL This user is on call.
This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
KoЯn
This user is a freak on a leash.


LT Hot topic is the way this user rhymes.
Maxïmo
Park		 This user is going missing for a while.
M This user does not like Metallica.
TO
This user is a fan of The Offspring.
OK
Go		 This user listens to OK Go.
QOTSA
This user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.
Rakes The world was a mess but this user's hair was perfect.
R
This user loves The Ramones.
SSPU This user can't control the slow ride when listening to Silversun Pickups


SD
This user is a Social Distortion fan.
Strokes
This user is hard to explain
Sublime
This user doesn't practice Santeria.
SOAD
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
The D This is not the greatest user in the world; this is just a tribute.
This user has been down in the desert with nothing but a piece of paper.
This user has told the story of the Joker and the Thief.
YYY This user loves the
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.


W This user LOVES the band Weezer.
E This user owns a copy of Kaiser Chiefs's Employment.
Dookie This user went to a whore. He said their life's a bore.
GC
This user loves the old school Good Charlotte.
R This user owns a copy of The Ramones' first album.















































[edit] film/TV and misc.

Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Hellboy 2: The Golden Army.
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Tropic Thunder.
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Pineapple Express (film).
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
b
This user supports Blu-ray.
AYB This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...
ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
Lynch This user is a fan of David Lynch's films.
Mr. T This user pities the fool!
This user is a certified Punisher fan!
BDKS
 This user is the stone that the builder refused...
her? This user is a fan of Arrested Development.
Clerks This user believes nothing can kill the Grimace.
Mr.
Show		 This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter.
Scrubs This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. SVU
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
This user has got red on him.
This user always respects
the Departed.
A Bug's Life This user has seen A Bug's Life.
This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.
Jagshemash! This user likes Borat.
S.O.A.P. This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.
ND This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.
Bowling.jpg This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.
Kill Bill This user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.
This user will fight in the shade.
TDR This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to.
FC This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club
23 This user sees the number 23 everywhere.
Clerks. This user isn't supposed to be here today!
This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.
Indies This user is a huge fan of small films.
This user is in a glass case of emotion.
ALIEN In space no one can hear this user scream.
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
TFMRS What's crackin', little bitches?
This user accepts the alias Pink.
PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
This user puts the lotion on its skin.
DD
They made this user do it.
WC This user never leaves a fellow crasher behind.