User:Ceas webmaster/wp:not

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This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous. It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

This essay is about #Wikipedia. It lays out some basic guidelines for correct function and intelligent discussion. Please do your best to follow these rules to the letter. Any deviation can result in a ban.

Contents 1 #Wikipedia is not a place to talk about your mother 2 a place to joke 3 Lolz 4 Lulz 5 Spam 6 Illegal Activities 7 The Manuel 8 A place to learn the youngin's a lesson 9 A Pulpit 10 A Collection of Links 11 Tech Support 12 Always Weird 13 #Unicyclopedia

[edit] #Wikipedia is not a place to talk about your mother

• If your mother left her food in the sink, maybe you should ask her to take care of it yourself?
• If your mother keeps calling, maybe you should answer her calls once in a while?
• If your mother hasn't heard of Wikipedia, maybe that's a good thing?

[edit] a place to joke

• It is serious business.
• How do you know an elephant is in your refrigerator?
  • you can hear it giggle when you shut the door and the light goes out
• What goes up and doesn't come down?
  • Shake's hatred of copyvio media
• How many joints are in a lid?
  • three

[edit] Lolz

• If you want Lolz, go to 4chan

[edit] Lulz

• see Lolz

[edit] Spam

• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
• Please do not spam #Wikipedia
  • I hear it's ok to spam #Wikipedia
    • usorong

[edit] Illegal Activities

• If you are looking for warez maybe you should go to warioland
• Please do not ask me for the latest All American Rejects album.

[edit] The Manuel

• If you don't know how to edit a page, how can you know how to get to #wikipedia in the first place?
• please, rtfm
  • kthnx

[edit] A place to learn the youngin's a lesson

• If they don't understand about WP:BLP or copyvio, yelling at them won't help

[edit] A Pulpit

• God did not sayith that thou shouldist abstain from organ transplanting
• also, neither did Buddha

[edit] A Collection of Links

• omg guys l00k it's my homepage
• omg guys l00k it's my dog
• omg guys l00k it's my webcomic

[edit] Tech Support

• guys my computer is broked! O no what do I does?
  • how about you die?
  • Yes i think that works nice

[edit] Always Weird

• #Wikipedia is not always weird
• Except when it is

[edit] #Unicyclopedia

• 'nuff said