User:Captaincookie

This user would prefer the username Captain Cookie. There is no space due to Laziness

Daily Saying: "Spork is not Random"

Fear my Viking Heritage.

Wikipedia:Babel

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

ar-1	هذا المستخدم يعرف مبادئ العربية.

BS-n

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

CP	This user could be a Crab Person. So keep away.

du-5

This user is able to contribute with such an expert level of dumbass that they could easily be mistaken for a dumbass.

dlph-5

Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

TN	This user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."

ò	This user likes to read Tintin graphic novels.

MA	This user is a fan of Morbid Angel.

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

MINE-0

This minesweeper doesn't know what the heck is going on.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

iGen

This user is a member of the iGeneration

deist

This user is a deist.

dlph-5

Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user is an Ed Head.

—	This user has NO personality.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Metal.

This user thinks that the communists ruined the beauty of Chinese characters by simplifying them.

N	This user enjoys Nile.

BS	This user is a fan of Black Sabbath.

GD	This user does not like Green Day.