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Bold textTHE WILLIAM FROLEY

HISTORY Just a lonely dude trying to make it in the world. Not to sure who (or what?!) he is! One thing is for sure, he is no white chocolate! His sex is still unknown?! There has only been one sighting of this mysterious creature, so no picture is available. We are tracking this monstrosity down though, I assure you. How then, if we have no pictures or evidence of his exitence do we know his name you ask yourself? He always leaves a sign behind (it is too gruesome to tell you what he uses to make his sign) but each one is the same, THE WILLIAM FROLEY! Frightening? Indeed! Almost as scary as Scary Movie 1, 2, or 3! And if the sign is not enough, he always leaves behind-FECES!? No one is yet sure where this creature lives, perhaps Italic textyour basement! Or a cave. We don't know how long it has lived and if or how it reproduces. Our guess down here at the MAKING UP GAY CREATURES TO PUT THEM ON WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES LABORATORY is it is hermaphroditic. What does this mean you stupid people out there ask? It means it has sex with Italic textitself!!! Weird and grotesque, YES!

ATTACKS Over the centuries there have been accounts of attacks by a giant (black) creature. It is possible this creature was responsible for the extiction of the dinosaur. And possibly the one who gave Eve the fruit from the Forbidden Tree. (Women are so stupid) We have gathered up all these accounts and compiled that around about somewhere between maybe 300 atacks 300 of them dead and 0 wounded have occurred. We are also not sure what it uses in these attacks, probably its BIG toe!!!

PREVENTING ATTACKS Stay outside at all times. When you are inside he feels provoked and will, I repeat WILL attack! If you ever have the fortunate chance of seeing it, run up and shake its hand. It maight shake it back or you will die a painfully horrible death. But always take the chance. You might just be lucky-he might have already eaten! Be on the lookout and you see anything e-mail or call me at 1-800-GAYCREATURESIGHTINGGS.

More will be added as new infromation pours in!