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[[Michael Enright]]

   Michael Enright was born in Staten Island, NY in the year 1973. As a child, he was very 

unsociable and did not have many friends. His later years were no better, with Enright not getting a girlfriend untill he was 27 years of age. It was during his early college years that decided that he wanted to follow in his mother's footsteps and become an English teacher. He taught at several public schools before making a new home at St.Peters High School for Boys. He worked there for two years, a record for Enright. He decided to quit at the end of the second year however, because of a dislike for the schools administration and because of constantly being bothered by Matthew Cabello.

   After departing from St.Peters, Enright went on to become a public school guidance 

councelor, of which he had previosly obtained a degree to become. He began this new occupation at Curtis High School, but soon left because of the large amount of niggers. He then obtained a job at Tottenville High School, a place of much fewer niggers. It was there that the largest group suicide ever took place. Investigators spent years investigating it and finaly came to the conclusion that it was enright that had, through his poor counceling, convinced over 200,000 high school students to commit suicide. Enright was then sentenced 200,000 life sentences of prison. After 12 years in prison, Enright dug a hole through the floor of the prison and escaped and has not been seen since. Some people say that they have seen him in the Northern Californian mountains, walking through the forests searching for food and perhaps answers. Others say they have seen him in Staten Island's own Clove Lakes Park. It is one of natures unsolved mysteries.