User:BQZip01

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BQZip01 is taking a long wikibreak and will be back on Wikipedia later this year. He is currently in military flight training which doesn't allow much time for Wikipedia, though he may make the occasional edit here and there.


Texas Aggies
fillerGently resisting change since 1876filler

Me in a T-37
Me in a T-37
This is NOT what Jimbo Wales meant when he said to "ignore all rules."
This is NOT what Jimbo Wales meant when he said to "ignore all rules."

I am a 29 year old, Captain in the United States Air Force. I am waiting to begin Combat Systems Operator training (formerly known as Undergraduate Navigator Training [UNT]) at Randolph Air Force Base. I was previously assigned as a Communications Officer in the 16th Special Operations Wing (now the 1st Special Operations Wing) at Hurlburt Field, Florida. I have two deployments to the Middle East, four lengthy assignments to Air Force schools, and am a graduate of the Dynamics of International Terrorism class taught at the Air Force Special Operations School. Prior to that assignment, I spent 5 years at Texas A&M University, a Senior Military College, where I graduated in 2002 with a degree in computer science and a minor in mathematics.

I was born at Carswell Air Force Base (in an interesting coincidence, it was named after a fellow Texas Aggie Horace S. Carswell, Jr., Texas A&M class of 1938, a Medal of Honor recipient) in Fort Worth, Texas. My father was a member of the Air Force in the Strategic Air Command where he flew the F-111, B-52, and RC-135 S & X models; he retired as a Colonel and now works as a vice president of the Syracuse Research Corporation. From the place of my birth, my family moved around quite a bit: first to Sacramento, California, then Omaha, Nebraska, then North Pole, Alaska, back to Omaha, on to Fort Walton Beach, Florida, and finally San Antonio, Texas. During this time, my mother became involved with Bible Study Fellowship and she now works as their Executive Secretary. In addition, my brother was born at Mather Air Force Base. He also went to Texas A&M and serves in the Air Force as a Civil Engineer. We are both married to wives who graduated from Big 12 schools and have far more education than us. I now have two sons with the most recent being born on 27 August 2007.

For those interested in my name, BQ stands for, historically, "band qualified" or, colloquially, "band queer" in the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band in the Corps of Cadets. Zip is a nickname for a senior in the Corps and 2001 is my class year at Texas A&M University.

For those interested in the discrepancy between my graduation date and my class year, at Texas A&M, it is customary to be assigned your class year based on when you entered the school (i.e. the freshmen starting in Fall of 2000 are the class of 2004). Nothing you do changes that class year, even if you graduate "late." I graduated late because my degree plan required 135+ hours and my ROTC credit hours (28 of them) did not count towards that degree.

As of Friday, June 13, 2008, 04:37 (UTC/GMT).
there are 2,410,650 articles in the English language Wikipedia.


[edit] Pages which I have either wrote or been a primary contributor/editor

Userboxes
This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.
This user has visited 43 of the 50 States.
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This user lives in Texas.
This user is in the United States Military.
This user is a Captain in the United States Air Force.
A&M This user is a current or former student of Texas A&M University. Gig 'em Aggies!


This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
This user helped promote Aggie Bonfire to the main page as Today's Featured Article on 22 December 2007.
This user helped promote the article Texas A&M University to featured article status.
This user helped promote the article Aggie Bonfire to featured article status.
This user is married.
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This user is a student aircraft pilot who has performed their first solo flight.
This user is male.
dad This user is a father.
This user is a Christian.
This user was/is a member of
We Tappa Kegga.
This user is the founder of
I Felta Thi.
This user is nocturnal.
This user knows what you get when you multiply six by nine.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user believes that articles are useless without images.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.
This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page.
This user believes a marriage should consist only of a man and a woman.
This user is a member of WikiProject Aircraft.
A This user is an adult.
BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree.
This user has a minor in Mathematics.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
According to the Political Compass this user is:
Economic Right (2.50) and
Social Authoritarian (0.92)
This user owns one or more dogs.
This user supports Cliff Clavin becoming the patron saint of Wikipedia.
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
vn- 5 This user page has been vandalized 5 times.
This user scored 5418 on the Wikipediholic test .
gk This user is a geek.
Ng This user thinks he/she is a geek, but too many people think he/she is just too cool to be one.


Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
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This editor is a Novice Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.
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Awarded by Blueag9 for his great efforts in improving Texas A&M-related articles
Awarded by Blueag9 for his great efforts in improving Texas A&M-related articles
Awarded by Karanacs for brightening up her day with a joke
Awarded by Karanacs for brightening up her day with a joke
WikiCookie awarded by Defender 911 for contributions to his talk page
WikiCookie awarded by Defender 911 for contributions to his talk page
Awarded by Karanacs for taking the lead in making Texas A&M University a Good Article and an excellent job in all Aggie-related areas
Awarded by Karanacs for taking the lead in making Texas A&M University a Good Article and an excellent job in all Aggie-related areas

Respectfully, screw with these pages and you better have some damn good evidence to back you up! :-)

Featured Articles
Featured articleTexas A&M University
Featured articleFightin' Texas Aggie Band
Featured articleAggie Bonfire
Featured articleHistory of Texas A&M University

Others
Crud
Senior Military College
Texas A&M Corps of Cadets
V-22 Osprey



[edit] Good quotes

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong Delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan 'Up with miniskirts!'

Well, we all had a good laugh (even though I didn't quite understand it). But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states, but <sigh> they just can't get the spices right.

Seymour Skinner
The Simpsons


Just remember...no one's right...and no one's wrong...

...until I say so

Homer Simpson
The Simpsons

[edit] Interesting Facts

I have been within 10 yards of a bear in the wild; I was not protected by anything...and I was 10 years old at the time.

I am one of a limited number of westerners who has been to North Korea. I did this when I visited Korea in 2000 as a cadet in the Joint Security Area [1].

In my 28 years, I have experienced air temperatures as low as -78°F and as high as 132°F. These are not windchill or heat index temperatures and represent a range greater than from water freezing to boiling. It's 210°F of difference, folks!

[edit] Big 12 Questions/Comments

Zero Ulink

Why name your teams after people who were, by definition, land thieves?
Why abbreviate 'University of Oklahoma' OU?
Why doesn't Texas slip into the Gulf of Mexico? 'Cause Oklahoma sucks!

Baylor Universitylink

Cubbies
Only place in the world where premarital sex is discouraged because it might lead to dancing...
A rewrite of their Alma Mater, as sung by the Aggie Bandsmen the week before the annual Battle on the Brazos:
That Good Old Baylor Line!
We're forty points behind
We're gonna lose another game
Our team's a waste of time
The coach is drawing plays
We hear the churchbells chime
But all our prayers won't end our fears
That Good Old Baylor Line!

that overglorified junior college in Austinlink

t.u., teasips
At least our mascot isn't, by definition, castrated (admittedly, ours is an inbred bitch)
We all know that the real UT is a school in Knoxville, Tennessee

University of Kansaslink

Can this football coach honestly tell his players how to get in shape?

University of Coloradolink

Rocky Mountain High

University of Nebraskalink

N is for knowledge
As bad as Cornhusker is for a team name, it is still a step up from the former team name: The Bugeaters

Texas Techlink

techies, sand fleas
Known for their spelling ability...(take a close look at the picture)

[edit] Need to add

Kansas State
Iowa State
Missouri
Oklahoma State

Any additional information to add to the back-and-forth banter amongst good natured rivalries would be greatly appreciated

[edit] My to do list

[edit] Not yet done

[edit] Completed

Visitors, if you have any suggestions, feel free to add them to my list.

[edit] Locations in my life

* Bold indicates places I have been for more than 3 consecutive months or 6 non-consecutive months. Italics indicates places I have been for more than 5 consecutive days or 10 non-consecutive days

Countries

US States/ Territories/ Federal Districts

Canadian Provinces/ Territories


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Writing Customs and Courtesies

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Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....
they This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
ain’t This user considers ain’t standard English usage.
snkt This user says sneaked.
... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
to / too
/ two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
... This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.
“…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.
“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
; This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.
US This user uses American English.
SoE-n This person is a native speaker of Southern American English
(Southern bah the grace o' God)
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
Pickyness Pickiness Happyness Happiness Busyness Business This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

Hobbies

DN It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.
This user is a poker legend.
This user plays football.
This user plays racquetball.
C2H5OH-2 This user drinks occasionally.
This user is a carnivore.
This user would rather drink tea than coffee.
Left monitorRight monitor This user has a dual monitor configuration.
This user is a music composer.
trb-2 This user is an intermediate trombonist.
This user enjoys rifle shooting.
This user enjoys pistol shooting.

Other

Sellout This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
This user does weight training.
S1 This user is a Scrabble player.
This user is interested in counter-terrorism.
This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
Logo This user loves knowledge.
sibs-1 This user has 1 younger brother.

Nevertheless, this user is still sane.

This user likes all types of music.
ABE This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!
Duff This user drinks Duff Beer.
CBG This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!
LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user is LOST…
This user is from the planet Earth.
This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.
The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.
This user owns a PlayStation 3 Premium System.