User:Bornpang

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Sheriff Bornpang here! Welcome!

NPR This user listens to NPR.
This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!
This user is a Police officer.
This user is diurnal.


This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
Like Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.
This user is a lottery player.
This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.


This user enjoys playing
blackjack.
This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.
This user avoids the noid.
This user eats Granny Smith apples.