User:Bmaunde
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[edit] Brian Maunde.
AS mentioned above i was born Brian Nyamhandu and a first born of my mother and father (Surprised now hey) on the 4th of December 1985. Thorough programming and mathematical searches i can accurately and safely say that it was on Wednesday. The place of birth is Murewa. Murewa is an area (district) in the Mashonaland East Province and north-east of the capital city Harare (About 100km). The village of birth is known as Kadzere which in english means a small ant-hill. Unfortunately i am ignorant of where that name emanated from. My mother was around 18 years then. I am saying this because there are philosophies that say that the younger your mother was when you were born the more you will live or the greater the number of years you are expected to live.mathematically it means the lesser the probality of death visiting soon. That philosophy really assures me sometimes. Joking!!! The thing that i also regret is that i am not able to ask my mother the events of my birth. The people that i am free to ask such questions cannot, unfortunaley, remember the events or are totally ignorant and therefore helpless in this matter. Enough of my birth. Hey i had forgotten it was in the evening.
It turned out that first-born children were 1.7 times as likely as their siblings to live to be 100. An even stronger predictor of longevity was how young their mother was when they were born. Those whose mothers were less than 25 years old were twice as likely to survive beyond a century.(New Scientist.Com)
That is some of what i can divulge about my birth. Have any Comment?? Go here
Educations and Early Life At the age of 7 i started my primary educations. I was then living with my great grandmother which probably explains why i am so cool and a bit quiet especially to total strangers. Remeber they say "Speech is silver and Silence is golden" This ofcourse applies to garrulity or loquacity--Unsubstantial talking. You see i grew up in a rural area and i can chew the language. Hey i am trying to be native when i say chew the language. My first language is (proudly) Shona. I am not advocating any chauvinism here. Chewing means being eloquent and fluent. I believe i am nomatter what you thinkls guys. Thats what i believe. If you believe otherwise then you better go and dig a garden. Not sarcastic. I mean go and do something productive than thinking what you are thinking.
I am reminded of my mails to my friends and in this case my mail to Brenda. I talked of digression and all sorts of flowery things. The truth guys is that sometimes i am so digressive that i forget what i had been talking. This is not to say i am old or have a problem in recalling. No. So quitness ,especially mine, is calculated. If i have to talk i can talk until i myself am perplexed by the ideas or knowledge i can ooze. i dont study that. I didnt go to school for that. Its inborn. But the starting point is the mai problem especially if we are not so close and open to each other. I feel it within me. Its not me. Its you. If you are welcoming then i am receivable. Accommodatable. So pliz if you wanna talk lets settle down first. This reminds me of some occassions where i essentially wanted eh eh to settle down.Its unbelievable. I have a BIG question concerning what one of my friends said. She said and i quote her
"....You do not have social life."
What does that mean? if you can tell me or want to see her name (even anonymously) Go here
[CONT] That was in 1992. The name of the school is HOkodzi which means "Peg pegged". Hoko means "peg" and dzi means peg(adverb). I did my primary educations up until 1997 and guess what, i was the second highest. 1 unit behind the best. I had a three in English. All the others were perfectly catered for. After that i then went to Hokodzi Secondary, though i had good results that could take me to any school. I believe it was for a purpose. We are born to change the world. Make it jump. On my first day, i first waited for the guy that was on top of me from our primaries to choose a class and needless to say, i got into a different class. There i was very comfortable because i knew that noone could get the better of me. I got a few shcks though. But, as you may expect, i resolved that. On one occassion a female relative of me got first spot and i remember the words of my mother. "Ungakundwa nemusikana.(You cant be outclassed by a lady my son)" That was a turning point really. What excites me though is that my mother outclassed all the guys in her time. Ladies ha ha ha.
Real Test The real test came when i was in form 3. We were screened and mixed with the guys that i did not want to academically see. But i always say that...hey dont think i a cheap horse to ride.... I took them by the ears (i wanted to say horns and remembered ethics). Love life That is still under compilation...
Bmaunde (talk) 19:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

