User:Blockhead the first

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[edit] Introduction

Blockhead the first was once ruler of Timbuckone (not Timbucktwo), but his evil he/she brother Lukicus otherthrew him and banished him from the kingdom and made him listen to Clay Aiken (ooh the agony!) But his noble friend Colin McHotHot McAwesomePants saved the day by slappin' Lukicus atop the head. It gave him a minor concussion and caused a massive nose bleed, which choked him. Blockhead the first returned to the throne, where he now rules with an iron fist of pain and misfortune upon the needy and peasents for they supported the revoluion.

[edit] Recreational Activities

In his freetime,He enjoys water polo, solving 2 by 2 rubix cubes, and solving war and world hunger (has told no one), and playing classic games for the NES, SNES, and N64 (screw xBox I play old skool Nintendo).

  You can visit his mediocre site at Google.com

Please don't sue

Written by Dan Bick and Colin Boyd