User:Blackops

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Player from CT alliance in the massive MMO travian

Has been known to dabble, if not randomly partake in acts of bestiality. Not much is known about this player, except for his infinite love of goats, and willingness to play alongside the Scottish, If only because of the kilts, his reasons are unknown at this time. He also plays with the demon known as raine

This user seems to enjoy the alliance forums more than the game itself, where he repeatedly criticizes new applicants for random reasons such as:

• low troop count
• low population count
• low sperm count (oligospermia)
• heterosexuality
• bisexuality
• homosexuality ( No "sexuality" is preferred by the user )
• unwillingness to partake in acts of anger towards user:bretcrutchfield

This user seems to hate the travian member known as Anastasia

BlackOps started as a first time player on Travian Speed3x 1-28-2008 where he was placed into a pool of equal noobs. Knowing sleep was not an option; BlackOps quickly built up his single village empire known as Buddhist Monkey. He quickly began attacking those around him to assert his place as the dominate one in the area. To this day, BlackOps remains attack free.

2-09-2008 BlackOps was dooped into joining the Unity alliance with his real life friends. Shortly after joining in the Unity alliance he settled his second village Physco Prairie Dog in the northern NW part of the map which he now refers to as "one of the summer homes". 8 days later on 2-18-2008 BlackOps settled his third village Shaolin Squirrel close to his first summer home. Within days of settling Shaolin Squirrel, BlackOps chose to leave Unity

Unity's founder Lacewing, accepted player Anastasia a former CT "officer", sadly unknown to Anastasia the other Unity members were not informed for why she left CT. Several members were upset with not being involved with Important Unity matters, and feared that they were in danger from CT

Within days, Lacewing and Anastasia were attacked by CT members. Lacewing sent an Alliance wide mass message requesting reinforcements for her village under attack while she moved her troops to a safe village. Recognizing the WTF factor of this request along with other recent events, BlackOps dropped tag from the Unity alliance to go it alone.

A few days later BlackOps met Darvok from CT while Darvok was attacking another player on Buddhist Monkey's southern walls. After several hours of Darvok's threats to turn BlackOps into a farm, Darvok agreed to sponsor BlackOps for CT. Two days later, BlackOps submitted his application along with his friends Jayson Tisdale and Natasha.

The hazing process for Natasha seemed to be fairly easy as the CT app. trollz seemed only interested in obtaining nude photos of Natasha. Jayson Tisdale and his kilt seemed to endure very little hazing where as BlackOps took the majority of the bashing. It appeared that app. trollz wanted nothing to do with BlackOps pictures of nakedness. The pictures of his glorious nakie body remain unviewed. Three days later he joined the CT alliance where he found his new fascination with trolling apps.

It wasn't long before the applicants of CT feared BlackOps and his livestock molesting hero, Sir Assbag. Sleep never came as his thirst for new applicants and the need to go up in offensive ranking grew. He spent days and nights making 70% of the applicants cry and attacking all within his sights always looking forward to 'love letters' his victims might send.

Many times BlackOps has opened his mouth and later realized he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Many members of CT carry at least one of these BlackOps buffoonery moments as a signature for the Travian world to view. Some examples of these signatures can be found below. Several non CT members sport the line "I Love BlackOps" in their profile. Yes, BlackOps is all that is greatness.

One great day, BlackOps convinced a Travian player to apply to CT-Farms. For one brief moment... BlackOps BELIEVED was a god in the CT forum. That day can be found at the following link. http://liquidvr.com/kittenator.pdf

Text that a CT member edited. I lol'ed, I can't help but wish this is Gawyn's work.
"Fearing someone who didn't suck would take over his villages, Blackops planned an overly elaborate plan with his confirmed gay lover Jayson Tisdale to duel his account and "fold" the accounts into each other".
"Folding" become a term Blackops used to describe his homosexual acts of sodomy with Jayson Tisdale while trying to navigate his nano-sized male organ through Jayson Tisdale's fat rolls".
"Backstabbing loser BlackOps, who could not hack it in his earlier alliance, quit CT and joined the loser TKM alliance and with Jayson Tisdale is dueling the BlackOps account. Together, they frequently engage in "folding".

SIGNATURE EXAMPLES - WARNING - These signatures maybe not be suitable for hooman viewing.
http://liquidvr.com/travian/BlackOps/blackops.html

2nd May 2008, BlackOps has a population of 18,089 and 24 villages. His rank is 154.

8th May 2008 3:30 AM - Kali2002, Wing leader of CT-K sent invite for BlackOps to join CT-K. After accepting invite, BlackOps was made wing leader of CT-K. Seconds later, Kali2002 dropped the CT-K tag and moved to the TKM main wing. CT-K wing dropped allied tags to CT main and child wings. CT-K was renamed TKM-WWTI (TKM-Who Would Have Thunk It) and allied with all TKM wings. Kali2002 stole the CT-K wing and gave it away to BlackOps is probably not at the top of Gawyn's (current CT leader) list of friends.

10th May 2008 Travian member Anastasia noticed that BlackOps had changed the name of his Alliance from TKM-WWTI (Who would have Thunk it) to BEEPBEEP (CT-Shortbus)

Late Night conversations

<@Reddy> oh my god I think i might pee my pants
[02:56] <BlackOps> lol
[02:57] <BlackOps> I already did
[02:57] <RaminAnon> diapers are a wonderful thing
[02:57] <Entro`> Hey Waffen, what If I name a village after you.
[02:57] <BlackOps> I might have to do the crab squat and shit soon too. I can't leave my computer right now
[02:57] <@Reddy> LMAO [02:57] <RaminAnon> get wireless and a laptop
[02:57] <Waffen> No, please don't.
[02:57] <RaminAnon> i heart posting from the throne
[02:58] <BlackOps> I have wireless and a laptop, but it's like 5 feet away and I might miss something
[02:58] <BlackOps> Fuck it. Gonna shit in the bed