User:Bhissong

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My name is Bryan Hissong. (No, I'm not afraid of using my real name.)
Everything you need to know about me can be summed up in these tiny boxes to the right (He wrote, sarcastically). But this page is for me, not for you, and I really don't give a shit what you think of it.

I take no credit for any ridiculous rewrite, addition, or deletion that some spastic, pretentious knob has made to my contributions. You know who you are.


This user is a bibliophile.
This user is married.
This user is interested in history research.
This user enjoys classical music.
This user enjoys Johann Sebastian Bach's music.
This user loves the music of Ludwig van Beethoven.
This user enjoys Richard Wagner's music.
This user's favorite composer is Frédéric Chopin.
This user admires the works of
Scott Joplin
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user is interested in Gothic literature.
Quoth this user, "Nevermore"
Cthulhu This user is interested in the Great Old One.
This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.
KV This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut.

This user likes Sherlock Holmes
DC This user reads DC Comics.
BATMAN This user is a fan of the Batman.
Superman This user can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen
HS
 This user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.
M
 This user reads Marvel Comics.
This user is mourning the death of The Star-Spangled Avenger
This user is a Spider-Man super fan.
This user drinks. Period.
The Beatles This user still listens to the White Album.
  All in all, this user's just another brick in The Wall.
BB
This user loves The Beastie Boys.
This user is one hard-core Pearl Jam fan.
10 This user owns a copy of Pearl Jam's Ten.
Vs. This user owns a copy of Pearl Jam's Vs..
This user attends or attended the University of Chicago.
UoE This user attends or attended the University of Edinburgh.
ΦBK This user is a member of Phi Beta Kappa.
OSU This user is an Ohio State Buckeyes fan
Scotland This user is of Scottish ancestry.
This user is of
Teutonic and Celtic ancestry.
This user is of Hungarian ancestry.
This user is of Polish ancestry.
This editor is a member of WikiProject Comics.
H This user believes that everybody lies.
LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user is LOST…
BT This user has entered The World Stare-Out Championship Finals.
B:TAS This user is a fan of Batman: The Animated Series.
This user chases down 1968 Dodge Chargers in San Francisco.
Bowling.jpg This user abides.
This user ran into a bad streak of luck, in Chinatown.
FC
This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
This user's gonna need a bigger boat.
This user likes Horror Movies.
This user is interested in Evolution.
Fx
This user supports the protection of the environment.
This user is male.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a librarian/
information scientist.


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