User:BASRIIIIII
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[edit] Trivia
Yusuf alBasri is a part time science teacher & part time Sex Lord. He was born in 1953...JUST JOKING! BUUUUGH! I don't actually know when he was born. Scratch that. He wasn't BORN. He was sent down from an alien spaceship to teach us ALLLLLLL [: & play violuhhh [like a violin...but shitter] alBasri has many names. For example: The EMO MAN; BASRIIIIII; THE BASRIIIINATORRR (:; & God of course.
[edit] Controversy
alBasri is GOD. Some religions are unwilling to accept this as truth but this is only because of jealousy. PURE JEALOUSY. They wish they could be that sexy. In other news: the day that alBasri decended upon Planet Earth (Penny Lane to be precise) was THE BEST DAY EVER. Upon landing, he uttered: 'ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD...but I am'. Just remember: Yusuf alBasri is God & we are his disciples, here to spread word of his awe some ness.
[edit] Sex Life
ALL THE FIT GIRLS WANT HIM. Quote from one of his students: 'he's got some pretty doable friends'.
[edit] Death Threats
THE BASRI is well known for his death threats, and his throwing of the marker (we are currently consulting the Olympics to see if this can be made into an event). He also has excellent owning power: 'how socially inept can you get?', for example. The rest of the ownage is too explicit to write on a page where his younger adoring fans may see.
[edit] Recent Endevours
alBASRI is currently getting ready for the desert experience of a lifetime. He will make this life changing journey with the help of his (sexy) students from his (sexy) school. May your prayers be with him.
