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This is the page of truth. First of all, Eric owen is the best homosapien-sapien on this lucious planet. He is a whole list of the best positive words ever said, but if i wrote them down here, you would have to look up what each one of them means because just like Eric, thats how unique the best words ever said are, that you would never have seen them before.
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[edit] Psuedgna
Eric Owen And Danica Carroll are the only people who will ever be profound enough to be identified under the classification of "Psuedgna".
[edit] Snazzy Snuffleupagus
Eric Owen and Danica Carroll are the only people who are cuddly and weird enough to be classified as Snazzy Snuffleupaguses.
[edit] The Footootray
In the footootray, it is easy to predict that the life span of said Psuedgnas will go on for thousands of years,
and will consist of once in a life time adventures and full of riveting journeys only snazzy snuffleupaguses like
themselves will be able to go on.
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== The Adventures of Rebels: EROCK and DC4.0 ==
[edit] Prolouge
On January 19, 2008, Danica and Eric attended a birthday party for their best friend Mike; they barely knew a thing about eachother. That night, after some extreme dancing in the alleys, Mike and Eric asked Danica is she would like to try and sing in their band. Later that week, Danica, Mike, and mikes brother Matt went to Erics house to test the new almost-band-member out. They ended up thinking Danica could possibly do the singing for the band, so later that night after everybody was home, Mike and Eric sent Danica a message asking her to be their perminant singer. Excited, Danica accepted, and when Mike had to leave the chatroom, Eric and Danica Stayed. They talked about random weird things for almost an hour, and somehow came up with a great idea for an adventure. Days went by, and Eric and Danica started talking more and more, hours on end. One day after the first band practice at Mikes house, Danica was stuck with no ride home, and her only option was to ask Eric for one, considering he drove himself. Hesitating, Eric desided it was okay, and so he drove her home, while listening to Slipknot. After this day, a friendship started rapidly forming that would eventually turn into something even better.
[edit] Chapter 1
We went to michaels craft store and bought black teeshirts, white spray paint, and Eric desided it necesary to buy some sponge flowers too, so we paid for them and went back outside to Erics car. We set up our teshirts on the trunk of the car to make them, but there were too any people driving by. We hopped in the car and drove to Ultimate Video. We took our teeshirt materials back out and attempted to make them again. At first, we planned to spray paint the word "Rebel" on them but the spray paint wasnt exact enough to write letters, so instead we tried to stencil letters into a piece of paper but the paper ripped too easil. So we had one last idea, which was to rip pieces of tape and place them on the shirt spelling out the word "Rebel", paint over them with the white spray paint and then peel the letters off. It worked out really cool, but we had to let them dry off before we wore them into Ultimate Video. We washed our hands in the snow, which was extremely icy and cold. We walked to DUnkin Doughnuts, through the "ghetto of brookfield". We sat down once inside and sat next to a man reading the newspaper on a conjoined table. We started talking, but the man in the newspaper was giving us weird looks over the paper so we akwardly got up in mid sentance and walked out, back through the ghetto and to the car. Our shirts were still somewhat wet, but we put them on anyways and heading into Ultimate Video. We went into "The Vault" intending to find hidden asian slaves behing the walls, so we started pulling out the movied off the shelves to find the secret passage, but then Eric spotted a security camera in the corner next to a scarry clown doll, so we ran out and walekd around the rest of the store inspecting the videos. We got close to the desk and eric said "Ive always wondered something about this store(with a wink)" That was our cue to stand in like at the desk waiting for the lady to get off the phone. ANd yes, we were in our rebel shirts. SHe hung up, and we asked her where we could buy the pyramid thing hanging from the cieling. SHe pointed to the shelf above the "organic food fridge" and said "You probably wont be able to afford them anyways" and "youre just being silly arent you", but we persuaded her that we were completely serious. We started aksing questions about them and the lady started getting into extreme detail. 10 minutes later, she handed is a packed of information about these metal pyramis. We walked back out to Erics car trying hard not to die of laughter. We got back into Erics car and drove to Bobs Discount Furniture. We walked in and went straight to the candy. We tried to make friends with a 10 and 7 year old but they werent interested. We took candy and went to explore the rest of the store before it was time to go home. We sat in the movie theatre section and watched cartoon network for 5 minutes. There were hidden compartments in the couch that we pondered the use of them, and we ended up putting our candy wrappers in them to make use. We got up to inspect the beds. On the way we molested "Bobby the Bear" who was sitting in a chair. We laid on the beds to see the comfort level of each. We found a good one and laid, stairing at the cieling for a coulple moments until people came over and started trying to look at the bed we were on, so we got up and went to the childrens beds. All of which were plasticy and hard. We left and Eric drove me home, but my dad was home so he dropped me off half way down the street and i walked home pretending to come from leeanns.
[edit] Chapter 2
Feb 20th, 2008
Eric and I counted down the minutes to the lunar eclipse. WH=hen it was finally 10:30, we both went outside and i called him to watch the moon together over the phone. The moon was orange and the once cloudy sky had turned clear to see the stars. We watched the moon, he laid in his yard and i sat on my roof. We did a quick "red moon" dance, and i also had written a song about the red moon intended for Eric, little did he know it was about him.
Youve left me waiting up wondering I pretended to see shootng stars, while Eric Claimed to really see them, and we mmade wishes on them.
if youre watching the moon with me Mine was to have him like me back, and apparently his wish was me too (which we foud out the next night)
change from white to red coloring After watching and talking for about an hour, we said goodnight.
and in my head i realize that just like the moon although others will come around youre a once in a lifetime chance so while i sit on the groud and look up at the stars ill listen to the sound of the night and its lonely skies and wonder if the stars are lies and if they really grant wishes because all i want right now is to look into your eyes and to be with you.
bananicaa: anyways on a happier note
bananicaa: i forgot to ask you
bananicaa: did you really make a wish last night
bananicaa: or were you just saying it
total anarchoi x: i made a wish last night
total anarchoi x: i saw 3 shooting stars
total anarchoi x: as weird as this sounds, i kinda feel like last night i was suppose to make a wish
total anarchoi x: idk
bananicaa: lol me too!
bananicaa: thats why we pretended shooting stars
total anarchoi x: like the red moon, the suddenly clear sky after a really cloudy one, then 3 shooting stars in about like a minute, and then i was talking to you.
total anarchoi x: but the 3 werent pretend
total anarchoi x: lol
total anarchoi x: the other ones were
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: well then youre wishes will come true
bananicaa: or wish, sinse you wished the same for all three
bananicaa: because the were real
bananicaa: mine were pretend..
bananicaa: =[
total anarchoi x: lol, well they still count
total anarchoi x: cause
total anarchoi x: there were shooting stars
bananicaa: lol yea
total anarchoi x: you dont need shooting stars to wish
total anarchoi x: shooting stars are just... idk special? lol i have no idea what im tlaking about
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: no they are
bananicaa: theres not too many opprotunities to see them
bananicaa: so its cool
total anarchoi x: yeah it was
total anarchoi x: thanks for talking to me during that whole red moon thing lol, it was nice to talk to friend while laying in the middle of my lawn... dancing?
total anarchoi x: to a friend*
bananicaa: haha
bananicaa: your welcome thank you for talking to me too!
total anarchoi x: yay
bananicaa: i always enjoy talking to you
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: its become like a nightly habbit almost
bananicaa: not to be weird
bananicaa: lol
total anarchoi x: lol
total anarchoi x: no thats not weird
total anarchoi x: i enjoy talking to you to
total anarchoi x: idk my house is boring
total anarchoi x: so i kind of look forward to talking with you
total anarchoi x: not to be weird
bananicaa: lol i look forward to talking to you too
bananicaa: i mean my house is boring too but i like talking to you over a lot of other things i could be doing anyways
bananicaa: lol not to be weird
total anarchoi x: lol thats not weird, we enjoy to just talk
bananicaa: lol yes
total anarchoi x: idk, i kinda like that
bananicaa: lol me too
total anarchoi x: my wish, was to meet the dream girl, and to be happy for once. i wanted to do this in person, or actually last night.. this will seem really out of place, but i think i like you. i dont want to ruin a perfectly good friendship with you or the band, but i also dont want to make the mistake of never letting you know. so i just wanted you to know how i felt.
bananicaa: eric i like you too
bananicaa: lol
total anarchoi x: you do?
bananicaa: yes.
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: like you said its hard for people to tell people how they feel about them
bananicaa: so
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: i was kind of just
bananicaa: moving along
bananicaa: enjoying us talk about other thing
bananicaa: things
bananicaa: lol
total anarchoi x: lol, i really wanted to do this last night, and i felt like i missed my chance.
bananicaa: lol thants okay, i mean it would have been pretty cool looking at a red moon discussing this
bananicaa: but nows a good time too
bananicaa: whenever works for everything
bananicaa: but i agree with you about the band part. like i dont want mike to feel.. akward.. kind of
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: so ye
bananicaa: yea
total anarchoi x: so what should we do?
bananicaa: we should
bananicaa: um
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: well
bananicaa: well first of all im going to be just like you and thank you for being honest and telling me that, it probably took a lot of guts
bananicaa: secondly
bananicaa: i feel like im writing a speech
bananicaa: right now
bananicaa: so ill stop
bananicaa: lol
bananicaa: but
bananicaa: what do you want to do?
total anarchoi x: honestly idk, you seemed really nice, beautiful, funny, just a great person to talk to. and after tina i didnt want to take risks anymore, but you were different. ive never meet anyone like you. im really cheesy but... lol oh well. but like i said before i really dont know, what do you want to do?
[edit] Chapter 3
Feb 22
IT WAS A SNOWDAY! Eric's dad picked me up and we drove to nicks house around 3. We played guitar hero until Mike got out of the shower. Nick played extreme with hyperspeed on expert. Mike came over finally, and we sat around for a bit. Eric and I then went outside and both rolled huge balls of snow but they both collapsed. Then we all had a snowball fight and Matty and Nick got in a fight so Matty went inside. We made snow angels. We also went sledding, first down a small flight of stairs which we built a jump off of, and then down a huge hill where we also made a bigger jump. On the way to the big hill we went to Marlie's, but she wouldnt answer her door, so we made a heart in the snow covering her window and then ran away. We sledded down the big hill and then went for a journey through the woods and through a stream. Eric and I walked through the stream and got our feet wet. We also sat in the snow in the woods for a little while to call Erics dad and tell him not to come. When we were on our way out, Eric And I raced to get back to the cleared land at the bottom of the big hill. Eric won, but we all just collapsed at the end and laid there in the snow out of breath, and then talked. Then we walked home back to nick's to take our snow gear off. On the way Marlies mom drove by and told us that she had been home all along. We got to Nick's and took our gear off and got some LEMONlime soda! We walked over to Mikes where his mom made us "9 bean soup" and we watched human tetris. My parents were on their way so we went back to nicks and got my stuff. We also polayed with Nicks sister's dora kitchen. Eric and i played catch for 15 minutes or more with a plastic cheese burger, a plastic mini spatchula, and a plastic mini pan. Then we all hugged goodbye, and i left.
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we finally got to watch toystory Sunday March 23 (Easter) after running at the highschool. =]
[edit] Chapter 4
It all started on that fateful day with a talk. It began as a normal morning, but then, out of no where, the unsuspected chapter 4 appeared! Little did Eric and Danica know, Yoda, the talking monkey, was to be born on this day, as said by the prophets of Psuedgna. Let the story begin... Eric, waking up, decided to go meet some people at the Danbury Ice Rink with Danica. So, he got dressed, and went to pick up this weird girl named DC4.0 (Danica) in his magic not school bus. He pulled up in danicas yard behind a tree sneakily so that her parents would not have a chance of seeing that it was not Erics dad driving! As time progressed, it was obvious that the magic not school bus had failed Eric and Danica, our two heroes/heroines. At first, they did not know where to turn at the stoplights right before the highway! They ened up turning towards shoprite and went in circles around the parkinglot. Well, it was going smoothly once again afterthat, and we were waiting in a long line of cars. So, Eric puts down all the windows, and decides to be a REBEL by turning the music up obnoxiously loud ( Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against). As this was happening, the women behind our car started laughing... and it seemed she was mouthing the words to the song being played! They got on the ramp to go towards best buy, and then they went on some roads past that. Erics dad's hand drawn map was not doing them any good, they couldnt read the handwriting! They were... for lack of a better term... LOST O_O yes... lost. Kind of. They pulled into a parkinglot of a car dealership to turn around but couldnt figure out how exactly to turn around once in the crowded parkinglot, but they managed. Next, they started recognizing some of Erics dad's map's landmarks, such as dunkin doughnuts. After that though, they took a wrong turn thanks to DC 4.0, and they ended up on a strange road in between two parking lots. Waiting at a stoplight, a mini bus full of Mexicans who were pressed against the glass stairing at Eric and Danica pulled up right next to them. The light turned green and they turned around in a parking lot. They finally made it to the parkinglot of the ice rink after 45 minutes of driving to a place 10 minutes away, and wondered if they would have to pay the toll for parking, but they spotted a random person from school and asked, and it turned out, it was sunday, so we didnt have to. We walked into the ice rink, and eric realized he didnt lock the car! so we ran outside to lock the car, ran back in, and tried to find the people who we were meeting there. We ended up finding Chitra, Michelle, and Lisa. There was only 10 minutes of freeskating left, so we left and started our adventure to the mall with two new companions: MIchelle and Lisa. Lisa, being from danbudy, got us safely to the mall. We got there and went straight to gloria jeans to get a White Chocolate Caramel Cookie Chiller which we shared, we went up to the foodcourt and sat near build-a-bear. We noticed the new addition to the mall: weird shaped plastic trees. We pulled a few leaves off then enjoyed our drink! Eric and danica then went into build-a-bear. We spent a very long time trying to choose the right bear, and we finally chose a monkey. We took it to the fluff machine and picked out a voicebox that we had to make ourselves, so we went in the bathroom with our other two companions and recorded one. It says "Yoda I am, Chapter 4 i was made..... Rawr!" and laughing proceeds that. We gave the voicebox to the sewing lady who stuffed him and gave us little hearts we had to kiss and do a dance with/make a wish on, and the sewed yoda up and gave him back. the sound went of as she did that, which was funny. Anyways, on our way out of the mall, Danica Eric and Michelle stopped in the dress dept.at Macys and put them on over our necks and danced in the isle. We danced all the way out of the store, seeing Claudia on the way out. Then Eric drove Danica and Michelle home for the night, dropping danica off at her house with a good night HUG. ;]
[edit] Chapter 5
It all started with an idea. Just one idea, a thought, a vision, a legacy. One of our Psuegnas, Eric, had a guitar. And with that guitar, came great responsibilty. The responisibilty to ROCK! *crazy guitar solo* . Danica, being the brains of the operation, decided to sing songs, yes, sing, at the lowes theater, yes the lowes theater, yes i say, YES. It was brilliant, a master mind like no other, supreme above all, rises through the masses, it was DANICZILLA! And she, with all her might, sang her heart out!
Thank you EROCK, now let me tell the actual story. =]
anyways it all started with Danica and Eric planning on meeting at applebees for dinner and meeting other people there. Well, Eric drove to the movies, and Danica sat in the car at applebees with her father waiting for Eric to come when she got a call saying that Eric was walking over from the movies. Danicas dad drove over towards the movies and picked up Eric in the middle of the street so that he didnt have to walk. They scared Eric when they sketchily stopped next to him in the middle of the road, but he got in, Danicas Dad dropped them off at applebees. Next, Danica and Eric ran all the way back to Erics car at the movie theatres and got in. they listened to Danicas new cd of loud obnoxious songs and drove around. They sat in a parkinspace trying to figure out how to work the sunroof, so we also frantically seached through the pages of the cars owners mannual until we firgured out how to work it, whithout help of the book. Eric Ohrt called and said that he was there. Eric Orht got into the car and we drove to applebees and sat in the parkinglot playing loung music while kids walked by and we scared them. Then we drove back over to the movie theatres and drove around the parkinglots there playing loud music. Then we took Eric's guitar out of the trunk and climbed up onto the ledge and started playing Death Cab for Cutie and singing while Eric Ohrt clapped along. A man came out and told us we couldnt be on the ledge because if we got hurt the movie place would be in trouble. Then we realized that we had to go get our tickets for the movie, so we went inside and bought tickets to see Juno. We met Mike, NIck, and Alex in line for tickets and we all bought them. Then we went back outside to Eric's car and got his guitar back out, and started playing inside in the entrace between the doors. Claudia, Pat DiPaula and other people from school showed up and saw us there. Then we got told we couldnt play in there so we put the guitar back in Erics car and went into the movie. We watched for about 15 minutes, but Eric, Danica, Eric, and MIke were really hungry, so we left to go to applebees leaving nick and alex behind because nick refused to go. They all hopped in Eric's car and went to applebees. They got 18 mozzarelle sticks and drinks, and while Eric Ohrt went to the bathroom we told the waitress it was his birthday. He came back not knowing anything about it. We each ate 4.5 motz sticks and then right before the check came the waitress delivered the cake and Eric said "MY BIRTHDAYS IN APRIL!" and he gave us away, but we paid for the check and then left, but before leaving we devoured the cake, and Eric and MIke smeared it all over there faces as they walked out liek that. A gay waiter gave them dirty looks. once they all left they washed their faces of and got in the car. the four of them drove back to the movie theatres. they drove around with the windows down slowly, following people who wewre walking on the sidewalks. Once we got right next to the people, we would all scream and turn the music up, then as we passed them go back to silence until we reached the next people. We did this hysterical laughing for about 15 minutes. Then we went back in to check on alex and nick, but only Danica and Eric. They werent up to anything, so we left again and went outside with Mike and Eric. Mike drew on the brick wall with a paint pen. He drove a whale and the whale saying "my feet hurt" and Danica drew a snail ontop of the whale. Then nick and alex came back outside and Eric drove Danica home shortly after that.
[edit] Snail Whale
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[edit] Chapter 6
It all started with Danica Eric, and Mike and Matty Rupp meeting at Fur's house to "jam", though our band didnt have much to show and theirs showed us up. Eric and Danica left after and hour and drove to Kids Kingdom. They went on the tire swing and then ran to the soccerfields where Eric relived memories, on the fields and in the pavillion. then they ran to the trails in the woods and walked through them stopping to look at the grafiti under the bridges and then they made it to the gazeebo and then turned around and walked out, and Eric drove Danica home because he had to go to guitar and voice lessons. Once he was done with that, they met at applebees. They ate nachos, oreo shake and kiwi lemonade. THey built a castle with the nachoes and the gay waiter who gave them a weird look in the last chapter waited them. They finished the food and then drove to best buy. They raced to the door and once inside played guitaer hero two. then they bought two bags of sourpatch kids and drove to the movies. Next, they bought Eric a ticket to an Owen Wilson movie and then left to go walk on the train tracks, it was getting dark though, so on the train tracks once they got to the bridge over the river they turned around and walked back, the darkness was eerie. They got back and the moon was full and bright, so they found a good spot in the parking lot at the movie theatre which was deserted and opened the windows and put music on, then they got out and sat on the roof of the car and talked but it was windy and cold so they got back in and drove to the parkinglot at applebees and sat inside the car and watched the moon while listening to Rain by Breaking Benjamin on repeat. They talked and sang. Then Eric was thirsy so they tried to find a mcdonalds in dabury but failed. They found a dutchess but didnt have enough money left to get anythings so they left and drove back to brookfield, stopping at stews on the way. they went inside and went through the maze of the store, and finally found clover the cow. they pulled the rope many times and listended to her moo, and then they tried to find twinky the kid but he wasnt there anymore. They got back into the car and drove to Dave's house for capture the flag, where they met Dj, Connor, Rob, James, Eric, and Dave, but it was too cold for everyone, so they made some prank phone calls and then went inside to watch Doom. (which sucked) and then Danica's mom picked her up after a lovely day together.
[edit] BUSTED!
saturday, march 22, Danica's mother found out by finding this page that Eric had been the designated driver all along. but its okay!
