Talk:Avisodomy

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Regarding "inevitably fatal" in this gruesome article: presumably fatal to all normally sized birds; but in the case of ostriches, more likely to be fatal to the attacker as they get kicked to death by the enraged ostrich? (How large is an ostrich penis, anyway?) -- The Anome 00:16, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm not an ornithologist or anything, but I'm not sure they have penises.

According to [1], "It is interesting to note that, unlike most birds, the male ostrich has a penis and that micturition and defecation are separate acts, although one normally follows the other almost immediately." -- The Anome 09:31, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] This article killed my brain.

That is all.

Is it? What about your PENIS??? -Dan 07:47, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, really. The fact that such a word had to be created made me lose all faith in mankind. - Luminarie 03:37, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

But surely it is a necessary evil as the world would be a poorer phrase without the phrase 'fuck a duck'...

• Fuck a duck, indeed. Remember this article the next time you hear someone say "people are basically good."