User:Australiaaz/Norway becomes my favourite
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I planned to go to Norway on the last week of after term 3, I read some books about Norway because I looked at Norwegian words, names etc., I decided in between February and March that I will do a Massacre in Denmark killing a chauffeur and using a limousine spreading to Europe for Bokmål based on Danish etc., on March, I said that I won't do a Massacre in Denmark because I once again like Norway so I once again like to look at Norwegian words, names etc. and I won't blow it.
When I get married/marry:
Clothes: Black clothes
Age: 18
Food and drinks: Nice food
I will work at Video Ezy in Australia as soon as I am 14 years old and 9 months old.
I will continue to work in Video Ezy until I am 18 years old in order to travel to Norway.
Other jobs I will do includes working at Blockbuster, become a model, become a police officer to protect our country and arrest people, become a paramedic to help injured people, become a firefighter and put out fires, become an actor in films with my wife, publish books, sing songs in a band named 4tune
Video games considered suitable include:
Note: Some plastic bags and toys may choke my babies and children under three years old.
When I marry someone, I will have a traditional white wedding, I will be punishing someone in English and Norwegian who chooses to be silly, no warnings, no chances, if they muck up, I will reduce their dance time; asking others, they will be saying "no/nei"; "I am dancing with someone else" because the people who muck around aren't being fair; they are jumping in front of people with cameras for example; I will ask their parents.
When I'm a teacher, my rules will be tough and strict but current (I will have a point system), for example, when schoolchildren are violent at playtime and/or lunchtime, they will be walking with a yard duty teacher (me) and they will be doing yard duty (picking up papers with a plastic bag and gloves for the whole of playtime and/or lunchtime), sitting at my desk when annoying other children while they are trying to work, sitting on the floor to eat when saying the private part names (if refusing to, will get sent to another classroom and sit on the floor to eat and wait until others go outside), lose 10 points every day if calling out be and asked to sit on the table, I will say (Name, )cut it out if they do a silly act or silly talk, tell people to sit in a corner or table if speaking (if refusing to, I will tell them to do times tables at playtime and/or lunchtime) if I find out that they play violent video games like Grand Theft Auto, Manhunt and so on, I have a box, I will confiscate them so they will have to be the age limit they say in order to buy a new one, school uniform (including hat, if not, head to the courtyard) should be worn, no iPods, mobile phones, no tamagotchis and so on.
My school will be a nut-free program; if they bring nuts, they will be confiscated and thrown in the bin by a non-allergic assistant principals/principals the children will be asked to go to the office and tell/give them their phone number in order to ring.
Unlike Australia (which should), Norway will have:
- Swearing bleeped (not silent) as a 1000 Hz tone
- Words covered with asterisks
- Sexual organs covered in black boxes
- Swearing mouths covered in black boxes
- Murderer/Crime commiter's body (especially head) covered in black boxes
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[edit] Changes in the Norwegian language
[edit] Non-names
- to (from Danish) becomes tveir
- unse (from Danish unse) becomes unsa
- bue (from Danish) becomes bog
- Sverige (rike is correct) becomes Sverike
- hje/arte (from Danish) merges into and becomes hjarta
- syv/sju (from Danish although syv and not sju is used) becomes siau
- skyta/e (from Danish) becomes skiauta
- orm/mark/makk becomes orm (for worm) and mada (for snake)
- vann (from Danish) becomes vatn
- tre (from Danish) becomes tri
- kirke (from Danish) becomes kirkja
- ond (from Danish) becomes vond
- sove (from Danish) becomes slipa
- død (from Danish) becomes daud
- øks (from Danish) becomes yksa
- øst (from Danish) becomes aust
- uke/veke (from Danish uge) merges into and becomes vika
- fire (from Danish) becomes fyra
- ni (from Danish) becomes niu
- ti (from Danish) becomes tiu
- søster (from Danish) becomes syster
- over (from Danish) becomes øver
- e (from Danish) becomes ei (sten, get, en, ett, smykkesten, elfenben, Elfenbenskysten ek, rep, hjem etc.)
- kyst (from Danish) becomes kust
- hånd (from Danish) becomes hand
- nok (from Danish) becomes enug
- bøk (from Danish) becomes bok or Icelandic and Faroese use bøk and not bók to differenate from book
- bryst (from Danish) becomes briaust
- gammel (from Danish) becomes gamall
- alle (from Danish) becomes alla
- jeg (from Danish) becomes ék
- konge (from Danish) becomes konung
- hensikt/hensikten/øyemed/formål (from Danish) becomes purpur(a)
- øye (from Danish) becomes auga
- bro (from Danish) becomes bru
- ild (from Danish) becomes eld
- vei (from Danish vej) becomes veg
- dø (from Danish) becomes døy
- øre/øyre (from Danish) merges into and becomes øyra
- tunge (from Danish tunge) becomes tunga
- rød (from Danish rød) becomes raud
- gul becomes jelu
- vold becomes violens
- betong becomes konkrit
- måne becomes mune
- blå becomes blu
- grå becomes grai/grei
- hva/kva merges into and becomes hvat
- spill (from Danish spil) becomes gam
- speil (from Danish spejl) becomes miror
- fra (from Danish fra) becomes frå
- kaffe (from Danish kaffe) becomes koffi
- jord becomes dirt
- kors (from Danish kors) becomes kross
- y (from Danish) becomes iau (syv, synge (siaunga), lyd (liaud), lys (liaus), nyre (niaura), syk (siauk), Elfenbenskysten ek, rep etc.)
- syk (from Danish syg) becomes illa
- du (used in most European languages) becomes ju
[edit] Names
- Mandag (from Danish) becomes Måndag
- Tirsdag (from Danish) becomes Tyrsdag
- Lørdag (from Danish) becomes Laurdag
- Søndag (from Danish) becomes Sundag
- Norge (from Danish) becomes Norveg
- Kasakhstan (from Danish) becomes Kasakstan
- Påske (from Danish) Østar
- Jul becomes Kristmas
- Egypt becomes Egipta
- Jorden becomes Årta
- Kenya becomes Kenia
- Kroatia becomes Kråsja
- Ecuador becomes Ekvator (just like Equator)
- Qatar becomes Kvatar
- Venezuela becomes Venesåla
- Libya becomes Libia
- Guinea becomes Ginå
- Tanzania becomes Tansania
[edit] Other
- No loanwords will apply in Norwegian (oksygen (becomes oksigen), Romania (becomes Rumenia), xylofon (becomes ksilofon))
- No adjectives will apply in Norwegian (hjelm (adjective: hjelmet))
- Even profanity from Danish will have changes
- Spaces will be featured (incorrect: telefonnummer (correct: telefon number))
- Double-consonants won't be featured unless Icelandic features it
- gj won't be featured unless Icelandic features it (gje(va) (geva), syngja (siaunga))
[edit] Differences from Scandinavian and English
[edit] Alphabet
| Majuscule Forms (also called uppercase or capital letters) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| A | B | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | KJ | M | N | O | P | R | S | T | U | V | |
| Minuscule Forms (also called lowercase or small letters) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| a | b | d | e | f | g | h | i | j | k | l | kj | m | n | o | p | r | s | t | u | v | |
[edit] Video
The video will be taped in Norway, parts will be taped 2.5D (parts will be taped featuring the song from Calvin Harris called The Girls (radio edit)) (the song I put in my CD player of my radio in a convertible), I will go to Oslo (where the laws are made (Oslo headquarters)), I will be working in a video shop in Norway, I will be speaking English and Norwegian, I hope it will be daylight (overcast), in 2015, I will be 18 years old, the video will be released only on Blu-ray disc.
