User:Astuto
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My name is Giovanni Silvio. I'm a fourth generation Italian American.
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| en-5 | This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English. |
| en-us | This user can speak American English. |
| pig-1 | Isthay useryay isyay ableyay otay ontributecay ithway ayay asicbay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay. |
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Today is 15 June 2008. |
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
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to be a Wikipedian. |
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This user is a mad scientist. |
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| ft-lb | This user uses American Measurements. |
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This user is drug-free. |
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This user contributes using Microsoft Windows . |
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This user is male. |
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This user drinks water. |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
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This user is a bibliophile. |
| iTS | This user uses the iTunes Store. |
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This user attends or attended Stanford University. |
| GS | This user is a fan of the NBA's Golden State Warriors. |
| SF | This user is a San Francisco Giants fan. |
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San Francisco 49ers |
| SJ | This user is a San Jose Sharks fan. |
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This user does not smoke. |
| G | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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This user lives in the United States |
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This user lives in or hails from the state of California. |
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This user eats chocolate. |
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. |
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This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle. |
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(…so where is my $200?) |
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This user is a mutant. |
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