User:Asphatasawhale

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I am a high school student at Brophy College Preparatory. I love to be raped in the anus with walrus tusks, but only of iridescent is the one doing it...on second thought, i just like my ass getting pounded! I've moved on from the boring parts of Wikipedia into reverting and warning vandals. As well, I've started copy-editing to a degree.

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hs This user is a high school student.
This user is a bibliophile.

SJ This user studies at a Jesuit school.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de espaƱol.
This user lives in the state of Arizona.
This user is a member of the League of Copyeditors.
This user is capable of fighting and reverting massive amounts of vandalism with huggle.
This user owns two Siamese cats.
\frac ?0 This user can divide by zero.
This user is the proud parent of 0 children.
right-minded This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds, which is why I am not left-handed.
This user misses Pluto. :-(
TIME This user was named TIME Person of the Year.
vn-5 This user page has been vandalized 5 times.