User:Andrewpinfield

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Andrew Pinfield.

Born in Birmingham, England on the Ides of March 1971. He committed his first crime at the age of three. A late starter by Birmingham standards. At school Andrew was adapt at taking other pupils dinner money. The money would then buy weapons. He would then lend the weapons at above market rates to various factions. The proceeds from this allowed Andrew to buy Action Man comics.

At the age of 14 Andrew stopped breast feeding. He swiftly moved over to cheap cider. Unable to get his kicks from cheap cider he moved to floor cleaning fluids. At the age of 20 Andrew went to Cardiff University. It was at University he met Nev Mehta, the father of modern physics.

It was whilst as University that Andrew received a dead rat in the post for not buying a round. A most serious crime in 20th century Britain.

After graduating Andrew moved to the big city and become a merchant banker. In his spare time, Andrew liked to hang around parks, playgrounds and drive slowly around red light districts. He finally changed his ways in 2005 after he found a most special lady.