User:AlphaShroom

This user is a recent changes patroller.

CUV	This user is dedicated to cleaning up vandalism.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

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This editor is a mergist.

Non nobis solum.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user clicks on Random article way too often.

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

This user is a professional artist.

This user is a professional writer or journalist.

This user likes all types of music.

CATS

This user knows how to go to the Heavy Side Layer

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user is an audiophile.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user has an iPod.