User:Aeidein
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| aeidein | |
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| Background information | |
| Origin | United States of America |
| Genre(s) | Surfer Rock Death metal Soul Dance |
| Occupation(s) | Student, actor, singer, musician, writer, artist |
| Years active | 1989-present |
| Website | aeidein.googlepages.com |
Aeidein is a chromosomally advantaged youth..
aeidein also means "to sing" in Greek.[1]
Aeidein is widely unknown and therefore not regarded as much of anything at all.
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[edit] Biography
Aeidein was born on an insignificant date. He was inducted into secret society LUElinks as user two thousand three hundred and thirty-three on the third day of the sixth month in the two thousand and fourth year at the forty first millisecond of the fifteenth minute of the second hour in the post meridiem. Nothing worth mentioning has happened since.
[edit] Existence in the Alternate Universe
The alternate universe is the nonexistential, imaginary plane of reality created by Aeidein's subconscious in which he resides. The following is the somewhat chronological chronicle of Aeidein's life in the alternate universe.
[edit] Early life
[edit] Conception and birth
In the alternate universe, which does not actually exist, Aeidein was conceived in the bowels of Mother Earth before the concept of time was invented. So long ago, in fact, that Mother Earth itself had not yet been created. Therefore, this was only possible due to some weird, extremely scientific reality-altering device. At the same time, he also spontaneously generated elsewhere as a result of an excessive concentration of nothingness while simultaneously making a cameo appearance on a Japanese television show. Aided by an elderly pedophile with a beard and mad kung-fu skills, the Aeideins merged through a mystical fusion of matter and energy and everything nice except sexual intercourse.
[edit] Childhood
With his trusty pet guppy at his side, Aeidein then sought vengeance upon his dead father. Sadly, while pursuing a suspicious spacecraft, the guppy was shot in the head, which resulted in the instantaneous destruction of Planet Earth (not to be confused with Mother Earth).
[edit] The teenage years
Forced to flee his home galaxy, Aeidein spent his days as a renegade space pirate, undergoing puberty and justifying his existence by stealing from those with money. This was later used as a model in the development of the governing bodies of an indefinite number of uninhabited planets throughout the alternate universe.
[edit] Adulthood
[edit] Rise to power
Eventually, Aeidein amassed wealth adequate to purchase ownership of his own soul and still have enough left over to play Ms. Pac-Man at the local arcade, which he had no desire to do as he had already hired Ms. Pac-Man as his personal secretary. Through a seemingly coincidental chain of events, Aeidein soon attained a limitless amount of power and gained superpowers in the process. With his newfound omnipotence, he quickly rose to the position of Supreme Ruler of the alternate universe.
[edit] The Day of Despair
After a brief moment of soul-searching, Aeidein became increasingly dissatisfied with his life and attempted suicide by ripping out his heart. Being immortal rendered the attempt unsuccessful. However, in the split second his heart was separated from his body, Aeidein was given a brief glimpse into the spirit plane, where he witnessed his future self having much more fun than he currently was. As a result of this vision, Aeidein became even more depressed. The day of this attempted suicide, futuristic revelation, and plunge into unhappiness became known as the Day of Despair and marked a drastic decline in the health of the world, which had previously been on a steady decline anyway.
[edit] The War of the Walrii
Elsewhere within the alternate universe on a distant planet in a distant solar system in a galaxy not too far away, there lived an ancient race of oddly shaped creatures known as the Walrii. These land-based dwellers notorious throughout the universe for their nefariousness, agressive nature, and erratic behavior. However, the Walrii and their civil war, in which the entire species was obliterated, are largely irrelevant to the life of Aeidein and are included in his biography for the sake of inclusion. The only significance is that, at the precise moment the last Walruss was extinguished, Aeidein traveled backward in time and impregnated Mother Earth.
[edit] Death and Legacy
With his dying breath, Aeidein gave life to a new a creation: the alternate universe. To this day the alternate universe does not exist.
[edit] The Noodle Incident
The so-called "noodle incident" is an unknown situation that occurred on an unknown date at an unknown location that no one claims responsibility for. However, what it is is probably probably the single most important event that has ever occurred in the history of history.
[edit] Awards
Aeidein has never won or been awarded anything in his life.
