User:A Max J

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en	This user is a native speaker of English.

fr-3

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.

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nws-2

This user newspeaks.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in his/her life. Ever.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

ipa-2
ə

This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

bas

This user can program in BASIC.

.css

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

{{Wiki}}

This user can write in the MediaWiki language

xml

This user can write XML.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

snuk

This user says snuck.

by	This user has no opinion about the passive voice.

(s)he

This user supports parallel usage.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

to / too
/ two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

Thou/Ye

This user wants to resurrect the T-V distinction in English.

which / that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

than / then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their / there / they’re

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its/it’s

It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

“…”?

This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”. Do you?

ə	This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.

CA	This user uses Canadian English spelling.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user's favourite colour is blue.

XD	This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

=D	This user thinks Star Wars is one of the causes of the First World War.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьох дdd УОЦ!!

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

ALL

This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

I	This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

SU	This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

T	This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

A&C

Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.

This user is interested in computers

This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.

facebook

This user maintains a facebook profile.

This user is a member of Wikipedia

This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.

G	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.

ROG

This user's internet service provider is Rogers Cable.

This user contributes using a PC.

intel inside This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium 4 microprocessor.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

HP	This user contributes using an HP computer.

BB	This user contributes using a broadband connection.

ORG

This user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food

This user is a carnivore.

This user is a Chocoholic.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats steak.

This user likes pie.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.

This user uses Google Earth often.

This user uses free software where- and whenever possible.

This user is using a web browser.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using the Wii Browser.

os	This user uses an operating system.

This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.

This user contributes using Linux.

2000-

This user is still using
Microsoft® Office ™ 2000 or older

This user writes with Notepad.

A&W

This user loves A&W Root Beer

ginger ale

This user drinks ginger ale.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

EGY

This user enjoys energy drinks.

Coke

This user likes to drink Coke on occasion.

This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

You just lost The Game.

GAME

This user plays "the Game".

This user can solve a Pocket Cube without cheating.

This user settled Catan.

This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)

This user plays Risk.

This user enjoys playing
blackjack.

This user plays Gin Rummy.

This user enjoys playing
poker.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

This user is interested in history research.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in
Carthage.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the Napoleonic era.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user knows how to
Find X

This user measures both in metric system and American system units.

ft-lb

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

1112	This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.

This user knows six digits of pi.

$0.\bar{9}$ =1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it. But wishes that other people could understand in the way he does.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]

This user knows intermediate
music theory.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes alternative rock.

iTS	This user uses the iTunes Store.

This user may be a teenager, but he or she loves vinyl records.

This user is interested in Strings.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves.

This user is interested in
DNA and Genetics

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

This user believes global warming is a reality we will have to face.

This user is not a member of IAU, and would rather cut his/her right arm than ever be!

This user is interested in Linguistics.

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This user is an intermediate skiier or snowboarder.

MTL

This user is a Montreal Canadiens fan

OTT

This user is an Ottawa Senators fan.

QUE

This user reminisces of the
Quebec Nordiques.

This user is against Monarchy.

This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.

This user is interested in politics.

Just say NO to political correctness.

This user execrates the policies and views of George W. Bush.

This user is highly against nazism.

This user is highly against communism.

This user supports the anarchist movement.

This user is an Anarchist who believes violence is incompatible with the principles of Anarchism.^‡

This user is against
strict gun control.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user is interested in animal rights issues.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user believes in
Democracy without elections.^†

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user supports a free Tibet.^‡

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.

This user wants to reform the United Nations.

This user supports a binational solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.^‡

One State

This user doesn't like fascists.

User:Benhudson4\antipat

This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.

This user supports a free Burma.

This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.

This user is pro-Kosovo

This user supports the Independence of Tibet

This user recognizes the right of Iraqis to resist occupation.

This user knows that this is the 2464th day since the United States experienced a terrorist attack.

FAUX

This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.

NULL LOL

This user has absolutely no life. +

This user loves to read.

This user is a Vexillologist.

This user is interested in maps and mapmaking.

This user is interested in numismatics.

This user is interested in politics.

The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.

This user is fascinated by body modification, but doesn't have any.ʰ

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M. C. Escher.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

WIB?

This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?.

This user is interested in conworlding/conlanging.

This user is interested in retrocomputing.

This user is against DRM.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user reads Science Fiction.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user enjoys the works of Isaac Asimov.

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

AF	This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user feels the urge to buy just one more copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

This user can read an Alethiometer.

This user has or has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth .

This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

DON'T PANIC

This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

LotF

This user does not want the conch.

This user enjoys film.

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

This user knows that when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

Soylent Green is People!

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ

Bite this user's shiny metal ass!

FM	This user has a FM radio.

PC	This user listens to podcasts.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

You

This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time Magazine.

This user enjoys comics.

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ɯoɹɟ sɹǝɟɟns ɹǝsn sıɥʇ

PBS

This user pledged Zeeba Zeeba Eata.

This user reads webcomics.

This user reads Penny Arcade.

^_^

This user watches anime.

^_^

This user reads Manga.

アニメ
sub

This user prefers to watch
his/her anime subbed.

デス
ノート

This user prefers to keep their notes in their watch.

jhs

This user is a Jr. High School student.

This user's favourite subject is Geography.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is an explosive.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out as well that the reader must exist as well.

existant

Y	This user is a member of Generation Y.

This user is of British ancestry.

This user has French Canadian ancestry.

+	This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is a Capricorn.

This user lives in the Rest of Canada but would rather live in la belle province.

This user wants to live in Japan.

This user comes from Ontario.

This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

>∞ ubxs

This user has >∞ userboxes.

This user would like to refer to him/herself in the first person but is just too damn tired.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

-xen	This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.

User:A Max J

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