User:8"Jobby

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I AM A JOBBY, AN 8" JOBBY, ALTHOUGH I SIT IN YOUR TOILET, YOU'LL NE'ER FLUSH ME AWAY, COS I AM A JOBBY, AN 8" JOBBY, ALTHOUGH YOU SEE ME WAVING AT YOU, YOU TRY TAE FLUSH ME AWAY!

BROWN AND FINE, ROUGH AND SMOOTH, YOU'LL NO EAT YER DINNER NOO, WI' SWEET CORN, AND THE SHAPE OF A HORN, FINE AND BROON, HARD TAE SQUEEZE.



-Yeats


The Traffic cone on the right is used in the United Kingdom to indicate that no parking is allowed to park there.
The Traffic cone on the right is used in the United Kingdom to indicate that no parking is allowed to park there.
ANDY'S MUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANDY'S MUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Vandalism at your own risk! I'll get you!

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THIS USER IS FROM GLASGOW, THIS USER READS THE SUN, THIS USER HAS TRIED ACID, THIS USER NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL, THIS USER IS FROM THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, THIS USER SMOKES 20 FAGS A DAY, THIS USER PICKS HIS BUM, THIS USER LIKES TRAINERS.


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WARNING! This user is equiped with a chib for any vandals.

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There are many products closely related to shoe polish, but not strictly considered as such. Other chemical products may be used to clean and shine shoes—in particular whiteners for white shoes, and a variety of sprays and aerosols for cleaning and waterproofing suede shoes.[1] A banana peel can also be used to effectively shine shoes.[2] Need for stimulation / proneness to boredom Parasitic lifestyle Poor behavioral control Lack of realistic, long-term goals Impulsivity Irresponsibility Juvenile delinquency Early behavior problems Many short-term marital relationships Revocation of conditional release

Painting my jumper
Painting my jumper

[[Image:Dirce.jpg|thumb|4000px|A Christian Dirce, by Henryk Siemiradzki.